Here you are, BMW drivers… *cough, cough*
1. You Tend to ‘know it all’
2. Vanos is your best friend
And not just your only friend – To the BMW drivers, carbon fibre loves to show the love to!
3. You always put your hands where you’re told not to – And love to “caress” your modded Carbon Fibre steering wheel.
4. There’s always that one guy who can’t control himself
5. And you love to tell him where to go
6. But obviously not with your indicators
7. You are always THE Winner
8. And are therefore undoubtably looked apon as a Douché
9. You love playing with your illuminated knob
10. You never admit defeat
11. It irritates you when you are misunderstood by “Sub Humans”
12. You know at least one person who uses inappropriate badges
13. You will find literally any excuse to park somewhere for free
14. Even if it means taking up 2 or more spaces like a Douché
15. I mean seriously…..
16. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
17. But look on the bright side. At least you don’t have to carry the pain of being a Mustang driver…