17 Things That You’ll Only Understand If You Are A BMW Driver…PROMOTED 


BMW Not using turn signals gag

Here you are, BMW drivers… *cough, cough*

1. You Tend to ‘know it all’

 

difference-between-me-and-my-friends-cool-black-car-bmw-MEME

 

2. Vanos is your best friend 

 

BMW Z4 Vans kicked in yo meme

And not just your only friend – To the BMW drivers, carbon fibre loves to show the love to!

 

3. You always put your hands where you’re told not to – And love to “caress” your modded Carbon Fibre steering wheel. 

 

Typical BMW Driver Steering Wheel hand positioning

 

 

4. There’s always that one guy who can’t control himself

 

BMW E34 M5 Street drift

 

5. And you love to tell him where to go

 

BMW Middle Finger

 

6. But obviously not with your indicators

 

BMW Not using turn signals gag

Hence why you can buy chrome turn signals for just under 30 bucks… 

 

7. You are always THE Winner

 

F10 M5 Topspeed vs C7 RS6

 

8. And are therefore undoubtably looked apon as a Douché

 

BMW Driver Prick

 

9. You love playing with your illuminated knob

 

BMW RallyX TopGear Jeremy Smug Face

if your a diehard BMW driver – bet yours illuminates… 

10. You never admit defeat

 

BMW Driver Drift Fail MEME

 

11. It irritates you when you are misunderstood by “Sub Humans”

 

 

12. You know at least one person who uses inappropriate badges

 

BMW 3 Series Compat Wrong M Badge

StealthAuto do some really cool carbon fibre badges. If you’ve got a BMW – you should be checking them out! 

13. You will find literally any excuse to park somewhere for free

 

BMW TRoll PArking

 

14. Even if it means taking up 2 or more spaces like a Douché

 

Multiple BMW Douchebag Parking in 2 spaces

 

15. I mean seriously…..

 

BMW vs Mercedes (Owners Parking)

 

16. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

 

BME E46 Gandalf Plate

 

You guys really need to use your turn signals. Seriously. 

 

 

17. But look on the bright side.  At least you don’t have to carry the pain of being a Mustang driver…

 

Unoriginal Mustang Joke

 

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BMW’s Stealth Auto

A Picture of the company logo for StealthAuto

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