Yet Another 24 Car Ads That Were Too Absurd To Sell Cars


Ah… yes, back to the world of car ads. Let’s do another 24 to help add some priceless fun, out of the many used car tips and quizes I’ve written.

 

Rules are: One car for each ad. Also absurdity rating will be decided at the office.

 

1. You’d run out of fuel on the M6. If you bought one.

Reason: …cause I’ve got the Dodge “running out of fuel” fever.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 0.5/5

 

2. True? Think so.

Reason: Except the X3 was technically awful off the road.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 0.5/5

 

3. Except for one thing.

Reason: Bit’s were more likely to melt, but whatever.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 0.75/5

 

4. If only…

Reason: Well, they are rep mobiles back then. So let’s give Vauxhall some credit.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 0.78/5

 

5. Ruined.

Reason: Yep. Will ruin.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: Well, give these car ads some credit.

 

6. Hey, a BL advert.

Reason: Well, considering how square this car is…

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 1/5

 

7. Wouldn’t that mean turbines though?

Reason: Chrysler?

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 1.2/5

 

8. How to trigger an environmentalist.

Reason: Or watch how Jaguar replied to this.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 1.6/5

 

9. I put this in for the reaction.

Reason: Wai not.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 1.7/5

 

10. OCD? Avoid the A3.

Reason: Just so you won’t phone up Audi.

Absurd-o-meter Rating: 2/5

 

11. Wait, what?

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