Missed The Grand Tour? Here are all the Conversation Street Introductions for Your viewing pleasure…


Grand Tour Conversation Street - Richard attacks Jeremy

If you’ve been living in Outer Mongolia for the last few years, it might be news to you that the first series of the Grand Tour finished recently. Conversation Street was one of the weekly segments, and a unique introduction was recorded for each show. Here they all are.

Episode 1) An inauspicious start

“It’s a segment that we are calling… Conversation Street”

Episode 2) An inauspicious start part 2

“It’s time for us to take a gentle stroll down… Conversation Street”

Episode 3) Did you know? Jeremy Clarkson occasionally goes by the name Jolene on nights out

“It’s time for us to check our mirrors, and make a smooth left into… Conversation Street”

Episode 4) The Welsh are famous for being an odd bunch

“It’s time for us to make a gentle left into… Conversation Street”

Episode 5) “James, what did you bring in for show and tell?”

“It is now time for us to engage reverse, and park neatly in a marked space on… Conversation Street”

Episode 6) Jeremy’s head is even bigger than usual

“It’s time to drop in a cog and hook a left into… Conversation Street”

(Conversation Street was not visited in episodes 7 or 8, as the three stooges/idiots/journalists/whatever you want to call them were in Namibia. Apparently there is no Conversation Street in Namibia.)

Episode 9) Well, I suppose they’ve got a lot of money

“Let’s do that by popping some loose change in the ticket machine so we can park a while on… Conversation Street”

Episode 10) From right to left: mother, father, child

“It’s time now for us to enjoy a gentle stroll along the sunlit sidewalks of… Conversation Street”

Episode 11) The child appears to have some anger issues

“It’s time now for us to take a gentle cruise down the velvety smoothness of… Conversation Street”

Episode 12) However his parents seem not to understand his needs

“It’s time to set the sat-nav for destination ‘chat’, as we head down… Conversation Street.”

Episode 13) Until his mother can no longer take the stress

“It is now time for us to visit the headquarters of Chat & Company, who are of course based on… Conversation Street”

All videos stolen from smacksmashen. Go check them out. Actually, on second thoughts, don’t. Liked videos include ‘German Women Against Trump Chant “Allahu Akbar”’ and ‘Globalism Is The New Dark Age, Trump Is The New Renaissance’. I would strongly advise against checking them out.

So, anyway. Which one is your favourite?

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