1. You’re constantly laughing at Audi puns
2. You have a sudden hate for BMW drivers
3. And when you hate on BMW drivers, they hate you back…
4. Others take the p*ss out of the tailgating stereotype
5. You’re constantly having to explain why Audi’s don’t look the same
6. You dream of all the 800bhp tunes and mods your car could have…if you had the money…
7. When you’re fed up of tailgating jokes, you take revenge on the Beemers!
8. You’ll certainly be crying at this picture 🙁
9. You’ll always deny that your car is prone to under-steer
10. You always argue that the Ur-Quattro is the best car in the world
11. You think, you look as cool as Jason Statham in the Transporter films
12. Whilst we’re on the subject of Transporter…
13. And finally, you don’t care about drifting or fun…..because your Audi can drive, where BMWs and Mercs can’t!
Don’t worry guys, R.I.D does love Audis! Especially the fast ones (hehe)